Friday, May 31st, 2002
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3:13 pm
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Long time no post.
My parents keep talking about "the new baby" and "when the new baby comes" and "big brother" and I have no clue what they're talking about. It's not nice for people to talk around you when you're not included.
In other news, it rained here the other day. And then my mom and dad let me go out and play in the yard a while after it stopped. And I was chasing the dog and I stopped and started screaming and Daddy and Mommy thought I was not liking the mud. Damn them, ants were biting my precious little feet! So now I have huge bites on my feet that hurt and I don't like to wear shoes. At least mommy isn't pressing the shoe issue. I think she feels guilty.
They keep taking me "swimming." Which is so much nicer now that it doesn't involve the loud echoy place that I refused to go in to without screaming holy hell. I'm still not really fond of it all the time. It's cold and I can't see my toes. The parents keep saying something about "river."
As for me, I'm currently obsessed with Cookie Monster, trains, cars and cookies. I can now say (and will say) Mama! She was so excited that I haven't stopped saying it since Tuesday. Muahahhahahahahahha! REVENGE!!!
That's all for now babies!!
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(1 Rubber Duck | Quack!)
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Thursday, April 18th, 2002
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2:36 pm
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I like to mess with the parents every so often. I never say much so it's pretty easy. We were sitting at the table eating dinner the other day and I looked at my placemat and I said "geen!" and pointed to the green crayon. They were shocked as can be! So then the next day I took mom the pink crayon and said "peend!" They are *so* easily amused. Of course I have to scramble it all up and not know where blue and red are, only geen and peend.
I had babysitters last night. They let me watch Boos Coos! I needed to pass some gas so I ran over to where they were, put my arms on the coffee table, stuck my heiney in the air and tooted really loudly. They loved it! I was a big hit!
It's good to be me.
current mood: amused
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(1 Rubber Duck | Quack!)
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2002
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8:45 am
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(Mommy Translating)
Long time no post, but I've been busy. My daddy got a new job and we had to move to a new house. These people came in one day and put all of my stuff in boxes. I had to sit in my high chair and watch Blue's Clues. Mommy wouldn't let me help. =( Then the next day some other people came and took it all away...including my crib and toys and high chair!
That night we had to stay in a hotel. My Daddy left early early while I was supposed to be sleeping and later my Grammy came and picked me and Mommy up. I helped them pick up the rest of the stuff at the old place and we drove to the new house. (I only know it was the new house because Mommy kept babbling on and on and on about my new house...) I got here and all my stuff was here! How weird is that!!!
It's all good though because I have stairs and Grammy got me a swing. I love my swing but the ever so brilliant parents hung it facing west, so when daddy'd get home and swing me the sun was in my eyes. The dodo brain finally switched it. I like it better. I also have a big yard to run around in. I like to make circles around the house while daddy chases me.
It's been really cold since we got here. Mom keeps mumbling about it being Texas and stuff. I think she's losing it, I mean she had to get Grandma to show her how to put these things called mittens on my hands! She made me wear a hat! Then we went shopping and she bought me shorts!! (What is wrong with this woman????)
It looks like I have a couple big things coming up. Mommy keeps saying things about my friends; Jonathan, Rachel and Andrew coming to visit me on Friday and then my good friend Sara is coming Friday night or Saturday. And THEN my cousin Joshua and my Aunt Dawn are coming Sunday and we're going to Grammy's on Monday! Phew! I'm a busy kid! I can't wait to goto Mimi and Tocayo's either. I tried to catch me a goat over Christmas but I couldn't! I'm faster and bigger now! They'd better watch out!
Mom said after we come home from Grammy's I'll have a week to get readjusted and napped and caught up and clean clothes and then I'm going to Louisiana for a week! My Grandpa has spring break too, just like my Grammy, and I'm gonna go hang with him. He and my Aunt Susu are talking about taking me to the zoo in Tyler. =)
So, that's what's up here, what's up with my other baby friends?
current mood: chipper
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(2 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Monday, December 17th, 2001
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11:27 am
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Mommy keeps calling me her little super pooper. I can't help it! Leave me alone!
current mood: bitchy
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(4 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Monday, December 10th, 2001
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6:03 pm
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I learned to climb. I can climb high and tall and I am oh so good! I let mom think that I wasn't going to climb and then BAM! I started today! All I hear is Jack, get down; Jack, feet go on the floor; Jack, that is not a climbing place; Jack Jack Jack..I wish my name was something else, something like Infant!
current mood: naughty
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(1 Rubber Duck | Quack!)
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Monday, December 3rd, 2001
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1:33 pm
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So, I never really write in this thing. I wonder why? Could it be that I'm too little to type? Huh? Think so? Maybe I'll ask mom to type this for me.
AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Er I mean, Hi! I didn't mean to yell. I want in my diaperbag. I know there are good things in there! When we are out and in the car, I know it has a bottle in it. I want a bottle now, but Mommy says I can't have one. I want one! Now I am doing my Jane Fonda in front of the TV that is on but no sound. Just the radio, playing Jingle Bell Rock.
Have I mentioned the kooky stuff going on here? One day Daddy came home with all these boxes. And mommy immediately put them in her bedroom and woudln't let me play with them at all! Mean! And then I went to bed and when I got up, all the normal stuff was gone and in their place was a bunch of things mommy calls Nutcrackers, some Baby Jesus stuff, new books and a tree that lights up in my living room! I don't like trees outside, I am not sure what I think about a tree on the inside! So far it hasn't tried to eat me yet, so maybe it's a nice tree.
My Mommy says I can't have anymore bottles. Hehehe that's what SHE thinks! *kisses to those who love me!*
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(1 Rubber Duck | Quack!)
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2001
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3:49 pm - I thwart good plans...
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My momma had plans of leaving me in my toasty warm jammies all day. But then I pooped on them. So I not only got a bath, but I got clean clothes! They are toasty warm Clifford sweats from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) judithmclaren and her hubby Douglykins. I like them. They're soft and cozy. So while my bath was running I dumped all of Doot's food on the floor and me. Hehehe...mommy and daddy *LOVE* it when I do that. I am screaming for my shoes now...so umm yah...I love you all.
current mood: silly
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(2 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Friday, November 9th, 2001
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11:48 am
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2001
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10:41 am
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My mommy said Miss Kassie is a hater. And that I can't play with her nubbin when it comes out. Why do you hate me Miss Kassie?
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(4 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Saturday, October 6th, 2001
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10:31 am
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I'm in my crib, humming and moaning and laughing and STILL no one is coming to get me! Child abusers!
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(3 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Monday, October 1st, 2001
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5:30 pm
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I went to the doctor today. I weigh 22lbs and 6oz. I am 30.25" long. Mommy said I got 2 shots and a test...but sure as heck felt like 3 shots! If this is the kind of test you get in school, I don't think I wanna go!
My mom has some silly plan about no more bottles. I keep seeing them though. And then I cry. She should hide them or something.
I was sitting in the floor whining (for a bottle) when someone knocked at the door. It was the man in the brown suit that brings the boxes. Guess what it was? Another prezzie for me! I got an activity table from Gus and Gen. I've never met Gus, but my mommy sure does think he is a nice guy. I've met Gen. I like her. Mommy says I get to see them soon. Hooray! This was my prezzie.
I like it because it makes noise and moves. I took the train off, so it's just the track that moves. =) I like messing with the box it came in. Have a great day!
current mood: chipper
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(2 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Sunday, September 30th, 2001
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9:45 pm - Happy Birthday To Me! (whatever that means!)
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So my mom and dad had been working really hard to get this place cleaned up and looking nice. I helped too. I spread my toys all over the place, dropped spaghetti o's on the floor and painted with my milk on the furniture.
Then on Friday my Grammy came. And we went to eat lunch. And I went to the mall without a stroller. Silly grownups. My grammy tried to stand me up to see how big some overalls were and I crawled away. I crawled my hyperspeed-superduper crawl...I got all the way to the little girl's clothes before someone stopped me. (I still got the overalls.)
Then we did even more shopping at other places, I like to shop sometimes. It was fun! Then we went home and it was past my bedtime but mommy let me stay up cuz Aunty Chrispina came over and brought Mr Steve with her. I showed off for them by crawling real fast and playing with batteries. After they left (to go get pie...did they ask *ME* if I wanted any pie? NO!) my mommy and my Grammy did something even weirder than just cleaning. They moved all this furniture into my bedroom! And then they made me goto bed. And Tigger was in there too! I closed my eyes really tight and tried not to pay any attention to him. I kept hearing my mommy cleaning more things. My mommy never cleans, I knew something was up.
Saturday morning, I got up at my normal time and my house was all clean and there weren't very many of my toys in the living room. I tried to tell my Grammy to wake up and see what happened, but she wouldn't. I even hit her with her keys and she STILL didn't get up. HRMPH! Then I had to take a nap. I always have to take a nap. I never get to have any fun.
When I woke up my daddy was gone and my Grammy gave me a bath and got me dressed. And then my Grandma and Grandpa and Aunt Susu and Cousin Trenton came. And then my Aunt Dawn and Uncle Billy and Cousin Joshua. Daddy came back with these big round bright things called "balloons" that I was afraid of a couple weeks ago, but now I'm a big boy and I like them! I played and played and played with the ribbons.
Then my Great B and Cousins Mandi and Baylie came. And then Aunty Chrispina and Mr Steve came back. And then Channon and Jon and Dalton. I knew right away something was REALLY WRONG HERE! Why are all these people in my house?
Everyone came in with a box. They all said nice things to me. They all looked happy! We ate lunch, I got Cheetos and a hotdog. I like Cheetos! My mommy NEVER lets me have good things like Cheetos.
Then I got cleaned off and my mommy tried to get me to open the boxes. I just wanted to crawl away and climb on them. Josh opened most of them for me. And Dalton opened one too. I got bunches of presents. I like my books and my ducks and my workshop, and my balls and stools and clothes and my banjo. I got new dishes cuz my Grandma is TRYING to turn me into a polite little kid who eats off of dishes. My mom agrees with her! They're fools I tell you!
Then my mom took off all my clothes (IN FRONT OF THESE PPL!) and sat me in a chair and gave me some cake and frosting to eat. I played with it. She didn't even yell when I put it in my hair! Then I got out of my high chair and got cleaned in the tub. I came out and played with my new toys for a while and then everyone left and I got to take a nap...aaahhh nap!
For dinner we went to the giant burrito place. Grammy got Josh a quesadilla he didn't eat, so I did...mmmm tortillas and cheese! Nummy!
Today we had breakfast at Kelley's. I ate an egg, a banana and some biscuit. I had 8oz of milk while I was there too. I'm a little piggy and I say oink oink!
After breakfast everyone went home! There went my audience, my buddies my Grandparents! All three of them! Then the mean parents made me take a nap. I didn't want to. Then I felt better after I did, so they loaded me up and took me to Toys R Us. I got a new slide. I like my slide! I had hotdogs and broccoli and tomatoes and green beans for dinner. My daddy had chips and I whined until he shared. Then I got to play on my slide and take a bath and then it was time to go NiNi.
Mommy says I have to goto the doctor tomorrow. I have to get shots. But that's okay. It'll only hurt for a little while and it'll keep me from getting really sick when I'm older. K0w-dawgg gets to come home too.
All in all it was a great weekend. I wanna have another birthday. Mommy says NO! So, um...what's this Christmas thing all about?
current mood: full
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(5 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Monday, September 24th, 2001
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5:35 pm
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I will also take junk mail if you have any. Mail is fun!
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(Quack!)
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2:20 pm
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My birthday is on Saturday! You have a few shopping days left. For my birthday I want;
- 2 liter soda bottles
- movie ticket stubs
- dog hair
- a water bowl of my very own
- magazines to rip and tear
- cooling racks
A big house with a nice big yard
current mood: devious
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(5 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Saturday, September 8th, 2001
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9:03 pm - What's going on here?!?!
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So, the other day I was standing by the table and I wanted to go to the couch...so I let go and took a couple steps...everyone started laughing and giggling and being all happy..what's the big deal? C'mon guys...get a life!
Then today we went out to do our normal Saturday shopping and my mom made me put on socks and then this lady put shoes on me! What's up with this? I like barefoot! I ended up with some navy and white shoes. I want to eat them. Mom won't let me...why should she...she never lets me do anything else I want to do! HRMPH!
While we were out we went to this store and gave them old clothes and picked out new clothes. Dad kept trying to make me stand and mom would put them up against my back. I didn't want to stand up, I wanted to be lazy. I got 2 new shirts and 2 pairs of overalls. I got new jammies at another store...mom keeps saying something about warm clothes and fall and walking and shoes....Parents say the weirdest things!
When we came home from shopping all day, I was sleepy. My mom was on the phone with Grammy and I got my blanket and crawled over to her and put my head on her lap and patted her...FINALLY she got off the phone and gave me a bottle and put me to bed....ahhh...bed....
Daddy said something about a zoo...I hope it doesn't rain, and that it's fun!
current mood: sleepy
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(Quack!)
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Sunday, August 19th, 2001
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4:30 pm - I awnt new parents...
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Things around this place get weirder and weirder. Lately my Daddy has been making me stand up, holding my arms and saying, "walk to mommy, walk to K0w-dawgg! walk walk walk." What's up with that? Why should I walk if I can crawl...or better yet be carried!
And my Mommy...let's not get started there...I like to tease her by saying "mamamamamamama" for just about everything but her. All she ever says is NO! anywyays. "No, Jack, don't hit the dog with the drum stick. No Jack, stop eating the videos. JACK get out of there! JACK! DO NOT PULL ON THE TOASTER!" I'm ready to trade her in on a new one, but Daddy says no...DARNIT! What's a baby to do?
The final straw was today though. We were at the grocery store, and of course I was throwing a fit because they were buying all sorts of things and only letting me have goldfish. I wanted bananas and broccoli and crackers! Then we went to the check out, and I saw the cutest blonde chick ever. I was waving and pointing at her and she was waving and pointing at me, but no mater how much I wiggled Mommy wouldn't put me down! Talk about cramping a guy's style!
How old do I have to be to move out and get my own fresh-hip pad?
current mood: angry
current music: Only the sound of my teardrops falling...
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(4 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Thursday, August 9th, 2001
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5:32 pm - Huh?
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My mommy and daddy took me to this place with a big long line and a bunch of angry people. And we couldn't leave, and then my mommy said something like "Oh, your name's not Jack anymore, it's Infant." What's up with that? I cried, a lot, because I don't like the name Infant.
current mood: confused
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(2 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Tuesday, August 7th, 2001
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12:02 pm
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I have a new fish, his name is d00t! I like him a lot. I point at him and clap and smile. I point to lots of things now. I am learning that things have names. It's so fun.
I am afraid of Tigger, and my mommy and daddy think it'd be sooo funny to dress me up as Tigger for Halloween...I guess it'd be better than last year when they dressed me up as a Jack O'lantern. Yah, that was loads of fun, "let's dress up our previously jaundiced baby named Jack as a Jack O'lantern!" I can't believe they let them take me home!
I just got back from vacation. I got to see my Grandma and Grandpa. They are loads of fun. Grandpa has fish; I liked them, I guess that's why mommy finally decided to get me one of my own. We went on a boat; it was fun!
I don't eat baby food anymore. Wanna know why? Cuz I'm not a baby! Mommy is having fits cuz I won't drink out of a cup either...teeheehee she's so much fun to mess with.
I've started walking around holding onto things. My mommy keeps trying to get me to push my car around so I can walk forwards, but I don't want to. I like to walk sideways.
Anyways, that's what's up with me lately...here's a picture for you too!
current mood: naughty
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(2 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
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9:11 am - I am brave
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I have started to hold on with less and less force. Yesterday I even let go! It didn't work. Today I was in my bedroom and I was pulling all my books off the shelf and I held on to one very pulled out book and stood there. I am so strong!
I have also started to point at things. I know who Tigger is, and where he is. I keep an eye on him at all times because I know that he is going to bounce down and get me!
current mood: awake
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(Quack!)
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Friday, July 20th, 2001
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4:46 pm - Hey Babies!
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I have figured out the tool to take over the world. It's those little black things that the mommies and the daddies hold on to while they're sitting around staring at the little box with people that makes noise. They spend so much time paying attention to it, that it's GOT to be the tool! Can we fix it? Yes we can!
current mood: devious
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(3 Rubber Ducks | Quack!)
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